Marketing Lesson

I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing.

I'm at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of my friends goes up to her and pointing at me says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising.

I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day I call her and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing.

I see a gorgeous girl at a party. I go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me.” She gives me a nice hard slap on my face. That’s Customer Feedback.

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